I am returning to the InterWebs after a (brief, year-end) hiatus to post this short. It was sent to me by a friend who suspected that it would be of interest to me.
He was correct, and in spades.
It's called “Moses of the Artificial Leg,” and I'm sure y'all will be charmed by it, as well. (Plus, here's the original inspiration, for context/deep background/because it's a ton of fun.)