STEP ONE: Watch this.
STEP TWO: You're done. I lied about the second step, 'cause you only need one when Victor's involved. But if you really want a second step, here's a recording of Smetena's original "Dance of the Comedians," which is pretty darn hilarious even without him.
Attribution(s): "The Wedding Dance" by Pieter Brueghel the Elder is in the public domain via Wikipedia.